Funny Coffee Hoodie: First Coffee Then Chaos, Unisex Hoodie, Cozy Fleece Pullover for Coffee Lovers
First Coffee Then Chaos☕
For every coffee lover who knows their day doesn’t start until that first sip, this hoodie says it all.
Comfortable, cozy, and effortlessly stylish, this unisex fleece hoodie is perfect for early mornings, study sessions, errands, or lounging with your favorite cup.
Crafted with 80% ring-spun cotton and 20% polyester (100% cotton face), this hoodie has a premium feel and classic fit. The dropped shoulders, lined hood, and pouch pocket make it both practical and laid-back.
✔️ Available in several versatile colors
✔️ Sizes S–5XL for the perfect relaxed or oversized fit.
✔️ Ethically produced — OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified, WRAP-certified, and Fair Labor Association partner.
✔️ A great gift for coffee lovers, baristas, students, and anyone who runs on caffeine.
Key Features
80% ring-spun cotton, 20% polyester (Dark Heather: 50/50; Sport Grey: 75/25)
Medium-heavy fabric (8.4 oz/yd²)
Classic fit, dropped shoulders, pouch pocket Tear-away label for comfort 2-piece lined hood, color-matched drawstrings
Sustainable & socially conscious manufacturing
Size Guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 | 34.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 34.00 | 35.00 | 36.00 | 37.00 | 38.00 | 39.00 | 40.00 | 41.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
2-piece hood
2-piece color-matched jersey fabric lined hood for added warmth and style.
Dropped shoulders
Dropped shoulders give the garment a relaxed fit and feel.
Pouch pocket
Includes a pouch pocket for convenient storage and warmth.
FLA and WRAP-certified
Produced in a facility partnered with Fair Labor Association and WRAP certified, reflecting socially conscious manufacturing standards.
Fiber composition
Solid colors are 80% ring-spun cotton, 20% polyester; Dark Heather is 50% cotton, 50% polyester; Sport Grey is 75% cotton, 25% polyester.
Neck Label Printing Techniques
Most providers print their labels using Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. Meanwhile, Ink Blot use Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing for their labels, providing vibrant colors and a smooth finish.
OEKO-TEX Standard 100
Certified by OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 (Certificate No. 168252, OETI - Institut fuer Oekologie) for sustainable manufacturing practices.
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle; Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.
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